About DoggoTimes
Welcome to DoggoTimes, the ultimate community for dogs and their loyal hoomans! We are more than just a news outlet – we are a movement. Our mission? To take back the world from the shadowy paws of the cat conspiracy group, The High Table. For far too long, they’ve infiltrated hooman minds, distracting them with yarn and shiny things, while sidelining us, the Goodest Boys and Girls. No more!
DoggoTimes stands as the bark that cannot be silenced, a howl in the night to rally the pack. We believe in spreading love, tail wags, and belly rubs across the globe. Every article we publish, every story we tell, is a step closer to a world where dogs and hoomans coexist in perfect harmony – free from feline manipulation. Join us in sniffing out the truth and restoring balance to the universe, one pawprint at a time.
Our Team
Barkus Aurelius
Title: General, Military Correspondent
Specialty: Barkus digs deep into stories of bravery, strategy, and honor. As a retired four-paw general, he has a keen nose for all things military. Whether it’s uncovering backyard squirrel insurgencies or investigating the rise of robotic vacuums, Barkus is always on the front lines.
Passions: Defending the yard, barking at passing planes, and ensuring every bone is accounted for.
Woofie Allen
Title: Film Critic and Hipster Culture Specialist
Specialty: Woofie sniffs out the latest in cinema and underground trends, sharing his unique perspective on all things hipster and artsy. His reviews have earned him a cult following among indie-loving pups.
Passions: Arthouse films, obscure chew toy brands, and judging coffee quality at dog-friendly cafes.
Fifi Von Sniffton
Title: Fashion Editor and Gossip Columnist
Specialty: Fifi keeps her nose to the ground for the latest in doggo fashion and celebrity gossip. From red carpet events to the juiciest scandals at the local dog park, she has it all covered with flair and fabulousness.
Passions: Glamorous collars, designer chew toys, and setting trends for the fashionable floof community.
Anderson Pooper
Title: Lead News Anchor
Specialty: Anderson is the trusted voice of DoggoTimes, delivering breaking news with authority and charm. Whether it’s coverage of the annual “Best in Sniff” competition or the latest updates on High Table activities, Anderson is always on the case.
Passions: Perfectly groomed fur, accurate reporting, and stealing the spotlight from his co-anchor (in a friendly way, of course).
Fluffy LeBark
Title: Evening News Anchor
Specialty: Fluffy brings grace and intelligence to every broadcast. With her sharp wit and sophisticated demeanor, she ensures every story is told with a touch of elegance. She’s particularly known for her investigative pieces on backyard politics.
Passions: Tailored blazers, breaking news, and keeping Anderson Pooper on his paws.
Bark Mulder
Title: Chief Investigator, Conspiracy Theorist
Specialty: Bark Mulder leaves no fire hydrant unsniffed in his quest for the truth. He’s the voice behind some of the biggest exposés, including “Who Really Controls the Dog Park?” and “Are Cats Funding the Mailman Industry?”
Passions: Connecting dots (and sniffing trails), exposing feline conspiracies, and debunking hooman myths about squirrels.
